What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Moonraker

Which race of women are the hottest?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever